oh? would you look at the time?? it’s someonepleasefallinlovewithme o’clock???
online friendships are a delicate mix of “i know all your deepest secrets” and “wait you’re not left-handed”
The thing about the “and they were roommates” girl is I bet she really did just say something truly wild or explosive that totally warranted the unbelieving “and they were roommates”
the fact that Love Simon’s tag lines are “he’s done keeping his story straight” and “coming out 2018” like….. they get us… bad puns are gay culture and they know that
Take a lover
who loves
the moon,
for he’ll know
how to love
you when you
are not so full.
(via sickgf)
never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house
a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home
marshcookie 