throwback to that time in 2013 when i made a text post that said “i would die without weed” and someone reported it to my college as a suicide threat and they pulled me out of class and made me see a counselor who had the text post printed out and highlighted on a piece of paper
can’t stop drawing rude foxes
stickers and shirts on [redbubble]
So mean but so cute! 💜
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
I just want to live in an tiny, old cottage in some seaside village in Scotland with my 3 huge dogs and my vegetable garden and I want to wear nothing but knitwear and I want to have a small herd of cows and a few chickens and maybe a sheep??? and I want go to my local market and buy flowers from the locals and paint idyllic country scenes using my backyard as inspiration and w o w
I JUST WANNA GET HOT CHOCOLATE WITH YOU AT SOME CUTE DINER AT 3 AM AND DRIVE AROUND WITH YOU AND TALK ABOUT DUMB STUFF AND KISS YOU
have fun with your little “super bowl” sweeties, i’ll be over here with my bowl of mush
more gay.
I’m the cheapest date ever like we can just sit in a parked car and talk and I’d be thrilled af
How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.
Bitch I’m wet
Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?
Or am I just fat?
(The new working title of my memoirs)
Why steal porn when you can just watch this?
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