*pats my own shoulder* it’s gonna be okay dumb bitch
reblog if you’ve always believed that it was butter
petty-dabbler-of-the-dark-arts:
my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer
NSA agent Soulmate AU
“here I am sweating about how to ask you out and it turns out you thought we were dating all along” would be a trope I would read the shit out of
crying in science is just like normal crying but you gotta do it at least 3 times in order to perform statistics
Attention:
Stop barely watering your cacti and succulents
Wait a few weeks and drench the soil completely
This simulates their natural drought / storm conditions
That is all
Avoid doing this in the winter if you have poor lighting conditions though.
U kno I just found out that the whole quote is “Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it burned in one” and I like that a lot better
apparently another version of this quote that’s centuries old is “Rome wasn’t built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour” and I like the take of this one a lot
Imagine being born a goat and not knowing exactly why you are climbing a rock but you just feel like it’s right to
marshcookie 