Welcome to my
*grabs your dick and twists it like an Indian sunburn*
TWISTED mind
This is a post for Bigmeatted individuals. Smallmeats don’t interact
why would you make a post youre excluded from
This was supposed to be private
I didn’t say this
light a candle! drink a glass of water! text your best friend! self care can be simple things, you don’t need a lush bath bomb or an expensive meal to practice self care! little things matter too!
me: touches cat
cat: does the prrrrp noise
me:
Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits
Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

everyone in the household uses a different color marker to write on the kitchen whiteboard
But who were they calling a cat
her
allegedly
well she is in a box, so…
caretaker, i found a leaf in my chipotle burrito bowl today. can i eat it? i offer you…. this leaf. or the burrito bowl. take your pick.
YOURE WHITE ARENT YOU
Everytime I see you I am reminded of how gay I am.












