Daydreamy..
Remember: you are as beautiful as a fire engine. Or a warm pretzel. Or that thing where you glide up to the bus stop just as the bus is rolling round the corner.
Have a weekend x

*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?
me? having a corporeal form? unbelievable. unethical. who allowed this

Extremely unusual Victorian perfume bottle in the shape of a sword, fitted with a ring to hang from a chatelaine.

The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908
These are so cute they’re almost physically painful
It’s a double attack. First your heart then your blankets.
my girlfriend and i are such useless lesbians, before we dated i tried to hold her hand and. she. she shook it. and then it happened again two minutes later. our first kiss (and mine in general) was in a target (long story) and i had to pull away because i almost fell to the floor in shock. another time she went into kiss me and i gave her a hug. we really are trying our god damn hardest but we’re fucking disasters
she shook your hand……. she shook it
as the gf in question id just like to say that a firm business handshake has never failed me thanks













