I’m here to celebrate record-setting, ground-breaking Asian-American athletes who give me so much hope and pride🥇
We are all cheering you on!!
listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood
mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day
me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:
I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.
man if I had a sword I wouldn’t be worried about shit
I have some good news for you
what is it
A horse’s teeth take up more space in their head than their brain
awwsome I don’t like horses
i am terrified
u kno what i bet you wish you had a sword right about now huh
marshcookie 