remember: the best ‘fuck you’ is a beaming smile
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
babyblanketcoughsyrupcarnival:
me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet
i’m at a loss for worms
just wanna drive to the beach in sweats & a blanket & sit on the shore w/ someone & have a deep convo enjoying the oceans view & sounds
tiny little turn ons:
– people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
– catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
– people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
– somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
the gay experience is total and utter hatred of our physical appearance & then two seconds later complete narcissism and autoeroticism
love someone who’s the cutest dork you’ve ever met.
marshcookie 