bpdlils:

wow being alive is… uncomfortable

fuckediero:

PSA

The longer you stay up the longer your FBI agent has to stay up

Think about your FBI agent and go the FUCK to bed

lord-kitschener:

carnival-phantasm:

moonlandingwasfaked:

having a cat means quickly closing the door so they don’t follow you into the bathroom

pinkguts:

i wish i was a strawberry and not a person goodnight

victorian–suggestion:

victorian–suggestion:

enter into a passionate friendship with another woman

a really, really passionate friendship