thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

this is from the wikipedia page for hades and have no idea if it’s true or not but i really hope it is because there are few things funnier to me than the idea of hades in the underworld banging on the ceiling with a broomstick because the mortals upstairs are slapping the earth at 3 am to get his attention

5 or so people have tagged this with ‘1-800-ARE YOU SLAPPING’ and i’d just like to say y’all are people after my own heart

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

keysmash composition

sksjjsksj- as if you placed your hand over your mouth and are trying to keep it down, but it’s so funny you can’t help but make a hissing kind of chuckle. ;; is common due to proximity.

bdfgdbd – imagine laughing so suddenly you spit out your drink. that’s what this is.

GDBDLSBD – gargling noise

fgsda – quick response, left hand middle row of the keyboard, indicates acknowledgment. gays mostly.

qowuytiypu – rare upper-row smash. unknown, yet infinite, implications.

DHKDHLDJGFIFK- just died in a video game.

asdfghjkl; – The Swipe. needs to express Something, but unwilling to actually smash. not unacceptable, but tactfully lazy.

all-over smash(pdnhsbfsxkoowkdndjznkix) – it’s too much to handle. your mind feels overwhelmed, and must truly smash. occasionally accompanied by ;; and ?? with rare number appearances.

wreckingbally:

wlw are so incredibly dumb because we can’t read romantic signs correctly and assume that the other girl is just being nice

case in point: before my gf and I got together she sent me flowers and I thought “that’s probably just how she is” and dismissed it outright because I’m a complete dumbass

youngninelifer:

Not to be cheesy but in 2018 the concept of ‘cheesy’ is gone, we’re throwing it out

.. love what u love and wax poetic about it twenty four sev and keep ur heart glowing,, no more worrying about your happiness being ‘over the top’ ! Pursue goofy shit! Love urself!

foggysuggestion:

I hate those times when all is well and then you remember a specific instance in which someone said something that made you doubt your worth and feel ashamed of your entire being and your whole mind is consumed with that moment and you suddenly don’t want to be you anymore