dudeholdmybeer:

my neck, my back

they hurt, they are Sore

roxilalonde:

power move: put the fbi agent watching you through a series of endurance tests. stay awake for 72 hours. put obscene images over your webcam. chew gum really loudly next to your mic. they may have wiretaps but by god they won’t have peace

etherealsuggestions:

please be gentle with me