- stay-at-home cat mom who takes afternoon naps in the sun and reads a lot
- a beekeeper in france that owns lavender fields and makes lavender honey
- isolated writer with a fireplace and a big picture window overlooking snowy mountains
- widow of a rich man who died of suspicious causes but still left everything to her, villas and vineyards and beach houses and all
- mysterious village witch who is rarely ever seen, never seems to age, and is known for curses and helping women in need
- crazed maenad following Dionysus to participate in rituals that may or may not include animalistic murder and orgies
- remote but beautiful goddess who scorns all men that dare look upon her radiance and hangs out with a lot of nymphs

reblog for noises
That sounds fake but okay
Tell my cat that while he tries to locate the crying kitten in my room…
so my roommate’s cat just started BANGING ON MY DOOR and yelling bc of the kitten. i’m imagining – “why is there a baby?! TIO WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY. GIVE ME BABY. YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE. TIO. TIO LISTEN TO ME.”
I mean that is one angry kitten why would you hold it on its back like that? He doesn’t like
Tell my why my 11 year old dog was sniffing my phone
This caught my cat’s attention.

🌷🌹🌻 👭 🌻🌹🌷
that’s two girls walking thru a garden and holding hands
n another thing i dont understand is ppl who have such a huge problem with diversity ?? like what r u scared of? different languages ?????? the fact that u aren’t included and can’t be nosy and listen to what they’re saying bc ur too closed-minded to actually want to learn their language instead of bashing it ??????? what is it exactly hmm
only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization
The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger
That’s a lie, I’m touching the point of the hat right now and
Rest in Fucking Pease…
Sometimes you fall off the wagon for months. Sometimes you tell yourself you’re gonna start fresh on Monday and by Wednesday you’ve already fallen back off. Sometimes you have to restart a 100 times and it’s frustrating. But it will be okay. You can do this. One day at a time
date a girl who….. Just ….. cant do sentences
like,, she can do words but not sentences. they judt come out. no sequence of words she says represent;s a coherent thought at all but you love her so its ok