Me: *sees beautiful art* I should compliment the artist!
Me: *knows nothing of art terms*….
It’s shiny! The lines go whoosh whoosh and that makes me happy. The colors give me feelings. So clean, so vibrant. I would lick it.

beyoncepatronus:

i think i would like…….. a short girlfriend……… a girlfriend shorter than me i mean……….. though a tall girlfriend would be nice too……….. okay a girlfriend taller or shorter than me……… not the same height………… actually………. same height girlfriend would be nice too…………. okay what i would like is a girlfriend………..