four horsemen of the apocalypse
WAR. FAMINE. PESTILENCE. blep
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Please be nice to moths
They spend their whole caterpillar lives thinking theyre going to be beautiful butterflies and then they turn out ugly and everyone hates them.
Please be nice to moths
get out of here, moths are freaking gorgeous have you even seen them
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what is there to not love about moths
THE LAST ONE IS SO CUTE
MOTHS HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN THEIR LIVES I WILL NOT STAND FOR MOTH HATE
you ever texting someone and theirs something off like……really yo? what is ur energy rn
you won’t turn out like them. you’ll grow bigger and better and stronger. i believe in you and i know you can do it. keep going, sunshine.
Wtf is that? A storm elemental?
Ball lightning fuck me all the way up
Excuse me what the fuck is this
you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting
its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity
storm elemental it is

A beekeeper witch for a contest on Instagram. She specialises in creating lavender honey, known for its healing properties and exceptionally sweet taste. Catch her tending her garden, riding her bike around town, or taking fresh honey to the local bakery once a week, where a cute baker may or may not be sweet on her. She gets pretty good discounts on the sweet rolls, including the blueberry and lemon cake that is her favourite. Her hands have become immune to bee stings over time through the use handcream she makes.
More poorly thought out yet incidentally useful enchantments:
- A flying castle full of fabulous treasure. Unfortunately, the flying enchantment was calibrated to the precise weight of the treasure; any significant decrease in weight causes the whole building to go shooting off into the stratosphere, while any significant addition – like, say, the weight of the royal family – causes it to settle to the ground. The treasure has long since been removed to less finicky storage (and carefully replaced with rocks of equal mass), but the castle itself remains in use as a mobile observation platform.
- A river that flows uphill. Somehow it never occurred to the enchanter that a backwards river necessarily originates in the sea; as a result, the water is saline, rendering it useless for drinking and irrigation and playing havoc with the riverside ecosystem. On the plus side, having rivers that go both directions has been a great boon for inland trade.
- A forest whose trees bear flawless sapphires of enormous size as fruit. Though intended as a source of boundless treasure, owing to the abundance of the forest’s output and the impossibility of securing its borders, in practice it’s depressed the value of gem-grade sapphires throughout the region, to the point that they’re worth less than common quartz. The ready availability of large, high-quality sapphires has, however, led to enormous advancement in the science of optics in nearby kingdoms.
Having a river that flows uphill is also a massive source of power.
True, though It’s only a better power source than a regular river if the water comes back down again. As I’m picturing it, it doesn’t; the main course continues uphill until it reaches its “source” high in the mountains, where the water completes its inverted cycle by streaming up into the sky, shedding its mineral content in the process and leaving behind twisting spires of sea-salt dozens or hundreds of feet high.
(The salt-maze is a potentially lucrative target for adventurers, if they can survive the environment, as anything that’s been washed upstream eventually winds up there. Watch out for salt dragons!)
enjoy your own company. It’s ok to go shopping alone, go to the movies alone, go out to eat alone. be happy with yourself









