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pisces, taurus, gemini, aries, cancer
Tag: true
buzzfeed unsolved drinking game: take a shot every time ryan explains how the spirit box works
the difference between homeschoolers and publicschoolers
publicschoolers: ready for this text post, not fearful at all
homeschoolers: already worried for the possibility of an upcoming roast
i don’t use y’all because i’m southern i use y’all because i’m gay
what people think cat ownership is: sitting in a chair by a roaring fire while a purring fur baby lounges in your lap and presents their tum for pets in a display of love and trust
what cat ownership actually is: me chasing my cat around the dining room table, waving a fork and screaming “STOP EATING TAPE”
Tumblr vs ACTUAL horoscopes
Tumblr Aries: HARDCORE !!!!
Irl Aries: a fucking whining baby
Tumblr Taurus: Strong and Loyal :))
Irl Taurus: a mess of a human
Tumblr Gemini: Our Enemy
Irl Gemini: Our Enemy
Tumblr Cancer: sweet and kind and sympathetic 🙂
Irl Cancer: Satan
Tumblr Leo: Loud and proud!!!
Irl Leo: won’t get anything done
Tumblr Virgo: sophisticated and polite
Irl Virgo: a bitch
Tumblr Libra: Straightforward and cool!
Irl Libra: doesn’t know shit
Tumblr Scorpio: mysterious and dangerous
Irl Scorpio: big cat
Tumblr Sagittarius: Nice all the time
Irl Sagittarius: will kill you
Tumblr Capricorn: Setting out for the best!!!
Irl Capricorn: in bed eating discount brand cheese puffs
Tumblr Aquarius: uwu baby
Irl Aquarius: ARE YOFU FUCKING REDAD Y TO PARTY
Tumblr Pisces: a fish
Irl Pisces: a shitty fish
all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil
not enough girls
what your sign means
Aries: trash
Taurus: trash
Gemini: trash
Cancer: trash
Leo: trash
Virgo: trash
Libra: trash
Scorpio: trash
Sagittarius: trash
Capricorn: trash
Aquarius: trash
Pisces: trash
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