being a journalist i’m so worried that i’ll eventually meet communismkills and she’ll embarrass us both by saying some stupid shit like “you’re the one who started the rumor that i died on tumblr. we’re not in a safe space anymore are we?” and i’ll just tackle her in front of all our colleagues
It is indeed pretty embarrassing that you spend this amount of time thinking about me.
Worth adding: The fact someone with the name “gaysorry” is a journalist and made a rumor on Tumblr that I’m dead should say everything about journalism.
This is why Trump won.
no offense but have you ever heard of smoking weed
i lose my shit every time i remember that there’s a female yoda named yaddle
every time i see this post i feel inclined to point out that not only did she exist, but in the expanded universe, when she was only a padawan, she survived over a century in an underground torture chamber using only the force and a wooden stick. she literally became one with the force because she had nothing better to do and the only reason she died was because anakin skywalker got himself captured and she had to absorb a bioweapon into herself to save an entire planet. also she liked to sneak sweets into youngling’s cloaks
yaddle
Yaddle’s death was actually super sad and Anakin blamed himself for it *it was kinda him that started that whole chain reaction tho* but everybody loved her she was like the nice but crazy great grandma of the Jedi order
one time me and my friend were going through my dads drawers and we found some condoms and lubricant, so we decided it was a good idea to fill up the condoms with the lubricant and put them in the microwave and when it beeped we poked the condoms with a pin and burning hot lubricant sprayed on us and it felt like satan had ejaculated on our faces
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