marshcookie

praiseandteasing:

the fact that im not sitting on someone’s lap rn getting kissed is unacceptable

girluv:

here are some kitters in case ur having a bad day!!

bitterfuckinglesbian:

shit tier: fake therapy session in your head

god tier: fake livestream in your head wherein you’re a famous youtuber venting to your fans during an impromptu younow at 2am while crying uncontrollably

mechsuit:

i saw this fucker at an antique shop today and almost bought it but it was $40 and the guy selling it talked like he’d kill me if i glanced at it again im so mad

peristerical:

I MADE IT
I DID IT

420ferret:

penfairy:

I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes

davidrycan:

reshii:

me: I should do serious painting studies if I want to improve my art…

me to me: paint memes

i didnt rrealise this was painted until i read the text

good job op

jes-xxiii:

maddwinter:

daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.