You are the greatest archeologist in the world and you have been looking for the City of Gold for decades, after all these years you have found the City. When you open the ancient gates you see glitters running towards you, the “gold” of the city has always been thousands of Golden Retrievers.
Queen: loves the victorian era, has a sweet smile, looks stunning without even trying, likes perfumery, bottles up her emotions, likes avant-garde classical music, very responsible, lots of wine, likes using essential oils in her skincare routine, deep thinker
Princess: heart of gold, compliments everyone, hopeless romantic, likes playing with their hair, sleeps a lot, very artsy, likes peachy make up and glitters, gets crushes easily, always the sweetest person in the room
Witch: weird and quiet but is actually a sweetheart, can talk to an old language, knows everything about astrology, likes boiling tea, talks to the moon, always dressed to kill, messy hair, wishes they were a cat, a bit mysterious
Mermaid: loves everything related to the ocean, has great hair, pure-hearted, sings a lot, collects seashells, always flirting, has no idea what’s going on, hates being told what to do, acts sweet but can kill you in a second, adventurous, watches sunsets
Fairy: loves getting lost in the forest, smol, absolutely adorable, loves drinking tea with cake, can’t make decisions, friends with everyone, walks around barefoot, laughs loudly, talks to plants, likes wearing flowy dresses, freckles, would fight for their friends
I’m a frequent patron of paranormal Reddit threads so I’ve read possibly well into the hundreds of short ostensibly true personal stories of the unknown befalling an unexpecting person, but absolutely none of them have been constantly on my mind like the short and baffling story of a man who, while at the grocery store, was pointed at by a toddler who proceeded to say his full name
I’ve never met a lesbian that didn’t glow and fill my world with light. I don’t know where I would be without other lesbians…I am so glad they’re in my life.
I also love the bi women in my life. They radiate strength and love and their presence is always a comfort. I wouldn’t want a life without them in it!
I love gay women and my life is infinitely better because they are in it
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