finnglas:

kyller-biis:

merodygirl:

angelbabyspice:

the-lowz-of-highz:

courtanna:

espikvlt:

taigas-den:

k9kesi:

sidneystrange:

indirispeaks:

itsalburton:

weavemama:

PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOR ANYONE WHO USES “BLUEBUFFALO” FOR THEIR DOGS!!

@k9kesi

And cats.  Blue Buffalo killed @sidneystrange ‘s cat.

THIS THIS THIS!!

I’ve been telling everyone I know for YEARS not to buy Blue Buffalo.

This is the short story:

A few years ago I took my sick cat, Ankh, to the vet. The vet and vet tech asked what I fed her. I told them Blue Buffalo. They looked like I had just told them I fed her razor blades and cyanide. They diagnosed her with pancreatitis and said that nearly all of the cats they’d been seeing lately with pancreatitis were being fed Blue Buffalo.  They gave her medicine and sent her home.  Two days later she had a seizure and died right in my arms. 

The day after she died Hannibal started displaying the same symptoms she had so I panicked hard and took him to the vet.  Got the same meds and the same diagnosis.  Luckily Hannibal survived.

I wish Ankh had survived. She was only ten and the best cat I’ve ever had. Literally the best and five years later I still cry when I think about her.

FUCK BLUE BUFFALO.

I don’t know the full story behind the tweets above, but a Google search shows there HAVE been several recalls regarding this brand, especially in 2016. I would absolutely avoid as it is not worth the risk.

@ladycyon

Good god thank you so much for sharing this because I’ve lately been considering switching to this brand cus it’s supposed to be so much better than all the others but good god what the hell.

I worked in a vet for a little while and I shit you not, when a dog came in with constant diarrhea they were always eating Blue Buffalo. We changed the food and the dog got better every time. Blue Buffalo is garbage food and never feed it to your pets.

I’ve never heard of this brand but I love my dog with all of my heart and I’d be broken if I ever accidently fed her this and got her sick (people give me different dog food to try all the time). I’d hate for anyone else to lose their pet also.

um?? what the fuck? holy FUCK my boyfriend and I were just about to start feeding our cat blue buffalo omg

Wft really?? Im never going to buy that killer food!! Praying for your pets!

I’m so glad I know this, I’d be heartbroken if my dog died

I just wanted to add a little note of caution onto this post:

The issue described above can happen to ANY food, even the best brands. Blue Buffalo is not actually a terrible food, as far as ingredients go. It’s not what I feed my cats for various reasons, but it’s not awful.

But what happened above is that mold got into the food. This can happen ANY TIME in packaging, shipping, or storage. It could have even happened after the owner bought it. It happens when the seal on the bag is compromised and moisture gets inside.

What this means is that just buying good food isn’t enough: You also have to store it properly. Get a big airtight tupperware-type container. You can buy them at Target-type stores or grocery stores, usually for storing cereal. Get a size that’s appropriate for the amount of food you buy for your pets. When you buy their food, pour it out of the bag into the clean airtight container. This does two things: It lets you see down to the bottom of the bag of food to make sure it doesn’t already have mold in it, and it keeps the food in an airtight container to be sure that mold doesn’t GROW in it after you opened the bag.

To reiterate: Mold can grow in ANY food, even the really good brands, because it has very little to do with the manufacturing process. Keep your pets safe! Practice appropriate storage!

destinypath:

destinypath:

destinypath:

If net neutrality does get destroyed (which I highly doubt will but just in case,) there are many free VPNs you can install and use to bypass the website blocking and payments.

here’s some useful free VPNs, pals

Given the unfortunate results of today, I figured I would post this again. Good luck friends.

christmas/winter hcs

unsolvedbs:

i know i was going to do this forever ago back when yall americans were having thanksgiving but It Is Finally Time here we go

  • gotta start off with the Classic person a is cold so person b gives them their scarf so person a is surround by their scent lmao
  • christmas!!! shopping!!! together!!! seeing what the other person wants the most and awkwardly tries to buy it for them while the other person isn’t looking
  • one person has their gift so carefully wrapped with fancy paper and ribbons and all that stuff while the other person barely knows how to wrap it so it ends up accidentally being like 90% scotch tape where accidental rips are even covered by tape
  • dont!!! even!!! get!!! me!!! STARTED with christmas baking!!!
  • christmas baking where they make a mess of the flour and have icing everywhere and oh god do there’s icing sugar on their noses
  • dancing across the kitchen and serenading the other person by singing along to the carols on the radio
  • one person being dragged by the other to see the freshly fallen snow outside and try and paint designs into the untouched snow even tho there’s barely any there, or jumping around in snowbanks and skating down sidewalks if there’s a lot more snow
  • going out and getting christmas-special coffees and sweets and taste testing each other’s
  • going skiing/snowboarding and wow it’s just you and me on this ski lift isolated above a mountain and it’s really quiet and peaceful and wow this ski lift is smaller than i remember
  • one person having to endure the other’s constant not-perfectly-sung christmas carols but secretly enjoying it
  • “my hand is cold cold can you warm it up?”
  • giving the other person a ton of impulse buys and wrapping their most meaningful presents in big boxes with weights and plenty of duct tape
  • having a movie night together where they watch a bunch of christmas movies with plenty of blankets and hot cocoa and popcorn and christmas sweets
  • bundling up before leaving and being outside for the day but still ending up being rosy cheeked at the end of the day anyways
  • sharing christmas sweaters because one person simply doesn’t have enough christmas sweaters
  • someone carrying some mistletoe around for convenience
  • dozing off on each other’s shoulders on the bus late at night returning from a long evening of christmas shopping

Webcomic tips

drunkgeralt:

xamag-main:

In the conclusion for now, some things I’d really recommend doing if you’re seriously considering making a webcomic (or really a comic in general). Some of these don’t really apply to strips or gag-a-day type of comics, but I’m not talking about those here.

1. Write down ideassketch stuff, LEGIBLY. “I’m gonna remember it later” NEVER works. And if you scribble it somewhere on a piece of paper, you’d better scan it or retype in one doc later, because tiny notes always get lost among other doodles in my skethbooks.

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(i know it’s hard to keep everything clean and organized, but this mess is just not productive)

If your project is a collaboration, save your conversations. If you’re working alone, make a blog for your ramblings. You have no clue what tears of relief I cry when I open that blog and rememeber I don’t have to painstakingly look through my heaps of sketchbooks and folders for a tiny idea I’m not even sure I wrote down a few months ago.

2. Inspiration folders, or even better, inspo blog with tags also help with collecting and remembering ideas. Color schemes, landscapes, style inspirations, atmospheric stuff, maybe some photo references, all those neat things.

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3. Basic tier: character design sheets. Top tier: common poses, expressions. God tier: outfits they wear throughout the comic. Holy cow tier: turnaround sheets for all those outfits.

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(I’d die trying to find good pages for references without these)

4. If you haven’t finished detailing the plot, don’t even think about moving on to drawing the comic. You’re gonna regret it when you come up with a really cool plot element that can’t be incorporated anymore because you’ve already drawn all the parts you could’ve tweaked.

5. Don’t just define the plot, make a script. Writing down the lines and the brief description of the actions serves me fine:

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(notice that I approximately divided the pages & the text that’d go to each panel on a page)

6. Hard mode: make thumbnails for all the pages, if possible. At least whenever a new chapter starts. 

7. If your story involves some convoluted chronology shenanigans, you’d better write down the events of your timeline in the chronological order.

8. Backgrounds. You can’t avoid them, bro. Like half of the comics are backgrounds, especially if your story involves a lot of adventuring and looking around. I know it hurts, but you’ll have to become friends with them. Read some tutorials, practice on photos, go out and sketch some streets, use 3d programs (like Google Sketch) to understand the perspective, use sites like houseplans to visualize your buildings

better, I don’t know. Just be prepared for their imminent evil.  

9. If you’re drawing digitally, pick a brush size for the lines and stick with it. You don’t want your lines and detail levels to look all wonky and inconsistent in different panels. And I don’t mean the cool stylistic varying lines, I mean this:

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Also, things on the background should have thinner and/or lighter lines to avoid distraction. Usually less details too, unless you’re making a busy background with a simple foreground to help it pop out. Or wanna draw the attention to an object on the bg.

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10. Readable fonts. Even if you chose to ignore people with poor sight or dyslexia, the majority of your readers aren’t gonna be excited about struggling to decypher this:

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Also, as much as I love my black speech bubbles, colorful text on black still kinda hurts the eyes. I wouldn’t recommend doing that for all the characters. Black speech bubbles are usually used for creepy, inhuman voices. And yes, having a colorful outline in this case helps.

11. Probably newsflash, but did you know that panels have their place, order and functions? They do! My favourite thing ever is how I used panels when I was like 12:

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(comics ain’t rocket science, but this one is)

The composition of the panels and word balloons always serve for a better reading experience. They guide your eyes over the page, so that you never feel lost or confused. The images in the comic equal frames in a movie, so it’s pretty damn important in what order you look at things and how quickly you can understand what’s going on!

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(Eric Shanower & Scottie Young’s Wizard of Oz)

12. One update a week is fine for testing waters. Don’t overestimate yourself, especially if you have a pretty busy life outside it. A stable comic that updates slowly, but regularly is better than an unpredictable erratic one. You can always pick up the pace later, if you feel confident enough.

13. Try to always have a buffer – a couple of pages in reserve. If you’re making the pages much faster than you’re updating, this shouldn’t be a problem. But if those paces are equally the same, it’s goddamn HARD. But on the other hand, if something happens and you skip an update, those come in handy.


If you’re looking at this list and thinking “wow that’s a LOT of work”, you’re totally right. And it’s okay to be intimidated at first! But that’s why it’s important to start with something small. Once you get the formula down, these things will be natural to you.

@sidelley

How to Make Your Descriptions Less Boring

bucketsiler:

We’ve all been warned about the dangers of using too much description. Readers don’t want to read three paragraphs about a sunset, we’re told. Description slows down a story; it’s boring and self-indulgent. You should keep your description as short and simple as possible. For those who take a more scientific approach to writing fiction, arbitrary rules abound: One sentence per paragraph. One paragraph per page. And, for god’s sake, “Never open a book with weather” (Elmore Leonard).

But what this conventional wedding wisdom fails to take into account is the difference between static and dynamic description. Static description is usually boring. It exists almost like a painted backdrop to a play. As the name suggests, it doesn’t move, doesn’t interact or get interacted with.

There were clouds in the sky.
Her hair was red with hints of orange.
The house had brown carpeting and yellow countertops.

In moderation, there’s nothing wrong with static description. Sometimes, facts are facts, and you need to communicate them to the reader in a straightforward manner.

But too much static description, and readers will start to skim forward. They don’t want to read about what the house looks like or the stormy weather or the hair color of each of your protagonist’s seventeen cousins.

Why? Because they can tell it’s not important. They can afford to skip all of your description because their understanding of the story will not be impacted.

That’s where dynamic description comes in. Dynamic description is a living entity. It’s interactive, it’s relevant. It takes on the voices of your narrators and characters. In short, it gives us important information about the story, and it can’t be skimmed over.

So how do you make your description more dynamic so that it engages your readers and adds color and excitement to your story? Here are a few tips.

(I have a TON more tips about setting and description. These are just a few. But I’m trying to keep this short, so if you have any questions or want more advice about this, please feel free to ask me.)

Keep reading

writers:

hotchocolatewrites:

ela-loves-you:

themyscirahs:

ironinkpen:

  • break up your paragraphs. big paragraphs are scary, your readers will get scared
  • fuuuuck epithets. “the other man got up” “the taller woman sat down” “the blonde walked away” nahhh. call them by their names or rework the sentence. you can do so much better than this (exception: if the reader doesn’t know the character(s) you’re referring to yet, it’s a-okay to refer to them by an identifying trait)
  • blunette is not a thing
  • new speaker, new paragraph. please.
  • “said” is such a great word. use it. make sweet love to it. but don’t kill it
  • use “said” more than you use synonyms for it. that way the use of synonyms gets more exciting. getting a sudden description of how a character is saying something (screaming, mumbling, sighing) is more interesting that way.
  • if your summary says “I suck at summaries” or “story better than summary” you’re turning off the reader, my dude. your summary is supposed to be your hook. you gotta own it, just like you’re gonna own the story they’re about to read
  • follow long sentences w short ones and short ones w long ones. same goes for paragraphs
  • your writing is always better than you think it is. you just think it’s bad because the story’s always gonna be predicable to the one who’s writing it
  • i love u guys keep on trucking

yes!!!

This is just great advice generally. And has been taken on board by me!!

Ysyesyyes

Spells

thezohar:

raisehelia:

moredungeonsforyourdragons:

Hello. So one of my biggest complaints of the D&D 5e Player’s Handbook is that searching for spells is a bit of a pain. Even if you manage to obtain a pdf file of it, many of the spells’ titles are written l i k e th i s, making it quite difficult to search with the classic ctr-F. 

Because of this, I created a pdf of all of the spells that are in the book, complete with a table of contents linked to them, so you can search the table of contents for your spell, and then zip to the spell you need. Very useful, if I’m allowed to say.

Behold. It is on dropbox, though you can view it (without the magical zipping) without a dropbox account.

Happy D&D playing!

shit!

Hi so I’ve taken your document and taken your work a step further by putting every one of those spells into an Excel spreadsheet where each spell has separate columns for each aspect of it (level, school, casting time etc), including what classes have access to which spells!

This means that in addition to using ctr-F to search, a person can sort or filter by any number of criteria they’re looking for. For example, if someone is using the Arcane Trickster archetype for a rogue, they only have access to the Wizard spell list, and even then they can only (with a few exceptions) pick from the illusions and enchantments, so its useful to be able to sort by multiple criteria at once.

Here it is! You can only view, not sort, in the online view, and the way i’ve formatted it, the spell descriptions and a few other pieces of information get cut off by the edge of their cells so you’re gonna want to download this one to use it.